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The Doilycare debate
Forget about Obamacare vs. Romneycare. We’re all tired of the arguments about whether it’s fair, just and right for the people. The Pro Doily and the No Doily parties have something far more important to present. To doily or not to doily, that is the real question burning at all B&B travelers. Whether tis constitutionally correct to liberate ones furniture or cover it in decorative doilies, that’s the real question facing inngoers today.
The Pro Doily party supports a federally mandated program to provide care to all doilies. Supported by the Crochet for a New Day Super Pac, care for all doilies regardless of race, lace or age is the basis of their contention. Given the aging nature of the doily population at B&Bs today, doily care is one of the most important mandates for the Pro-Doily party, regardless of pre-existing conditions.
The No Doily party believes that the elderly doily populace puts an unnecessary drain on the healthcare system. Believing that doily burials are the most humane treatment for this antiquated relic, the No Doily party seeks to eradicate the maturing doily difficulty with a Death to Doilies approach.
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