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The Better Way to Fatherhood for Wanna-Be Dads
I wish I had a nickel for each time an innkeeper told me about a guest who shared that their child was conceived at their inn. I’m sure those innkeepers also wish for those nickels – we’d all be rich!
Innkeepers love to tell stories about guests who come back after the baby is born to divulge that the baby was conceived at their B&B. There’s just something about inns and B&Bs that bring out the amorous aptitude. One thing leads to another and the next thing they know, you’re in the market for a baby name book! So all you wanna-be Dads out there consider the better way to fatherhood and choose a B&B. Next Father’s Day you’ll be back at that inn telling the innkeeper the same story about how the road to fatherhood leads right to their inn.
If you’re a couple who’s been trying and trying to get pregnant and so far nothing has worked, consider giving Dad-to-be his ticket to fatherhood – a two-night stay at a romantic B&B. Throw away the thermometers and the scheduled trips to bed whether you’re ready or not. Forget the drugs and all the failed attempts. We have a better idea. You want to be a Dad? Visit a B&B. It’s so much cheaper and a lot more fun than IVF!
One couple shared that they tried for years to get pregnant. After many months of drugs, calendars and thermometers she finally got pregnant with six babies! Sadly, she lost them all in the fist trimester. She and her husband threw away all the gear, forgot about the cycle and the forced retreats to the bedroom and went on vacation to a lovely B&B in Hawaii. Nine months later she gave birth to a beautiful baby girl. They both agreed vacations beat in-vitro any day!
So all you wanna be Dads (and Moms too). Hear this. Consider the better way to stay the best way to make babies. Join the ranks of hundreds of guests who started their road to parenthood at an inn or B&B. Then afterward, come back and tell us all about it!
Not sure how to get your guy to a B&B? Read last week’s blog about how to lure him into bed (and breakfasts) and celebrate Father’s Day making him one!
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